Tag: Cleanse

  I’m going to a party on Saturday night and I’m wearing a short little black dress playsuit.  Right now my legs are lily white, hairy, scaly and covered in bruises, veins and insect bites.  I have some serious work to do.

  I woke up with brand new skin today.  It was a congested, sensitive mess yesterday, with rough scaly bits and bumps everywhere.  Tight, dehydrated and dull as dog shit.  Today it is smooth as bro, thanks to some good old Kiwi lovin’.