Tag: Exfoliate

  Hands up, who let’s their body hide away in trackies and jeans all winter, while the dead skin builds up to a crusty dry mess, that even the unshaven hair can’t break its way through?  Yeah?  OK, well, you know your legs aren’t like a plastic container you’ve left in the fridge too long, […]

  It’s no secret that foaming cleansers and I have been broken up for a while.  I gave them so many chances but they didn’t have my best interests at heart, so I had to move on.  Sometimes I find myself pining for their quick, easy, instant gratification, but I know it’s just going to […]

  I’m going to a party on Saturday night and I’m wearing a short little black dress playsuit.  Right now my legs are lily white, hairy, scaly and covered in bruises, veins and insect bites.  I have some serious work to do.