Tag: Hair

  Pastel hair is cool as shit right now.  If you’re scared to embrace the trend for fear of looking like double entendre slinging, Mrs Slocombe from Are You Being Served, then you needn’t worry your pretty little heads, because I’ve got you covered.  Just sit back, relax and stroke your pussies while I give […]

  Arghh, I’m such a quitter. I gave up on my dream, my goal, my life’s purpose.  I cut my hair before it got to official mermaid length – you know, when it covers your boobs, so you can go out in public without a top.  I feel like such a failure, albeit one with […]

  Hello my lovely and beautiful people who love lovely and beautiful people doing lovely and beautiful things for other lovely and beautiful people.  This week I’m letting you know how you can be one of those lovely and beautiful people too, by buying lovely and beautiful stuff for little lov… oh, I’m sick of […]