Tag: Vegan

  Pastel hair is cool as shit right now.  If you’re scared to embrace the trend for fear of looking like double entendre slinging, Mrs Slocombe from Are You Being Served, then you needn’t worry your pretty little heads, because I’ve got you covered.  Just sit back, relax and stroke your pussies while I give […]

  Arghh, I’m such a quitter. I gave up on my dream, my goal, my life’s purpose.  I cut my hair before it got to official mermaid length – you know, when it covers your boobs, so you can go out in public without a top.  I feel like such a failure, albeit one with […]